Historians will not believe the sheer ignorance of Brexit supporters

Posted By: November 15, 2018

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Future chroniclers will in fact have to distinguish between three kinds of
Fintan O’ Toole. Irish Times. Dublin. Tuesday, November 13, 2018.
When future historians try to understand how Britain ended up with a choice between chaos and
becoming a satellite of the European Union, one question will stump them. Were these people
telling deliberate lies or were they merely staggeringly ignorant? Where does mendacity stop and
idiocy begin? Historians generally have to assume that people in power have a basic grasp of
what they are doing, that their actions are intentional. They may use deception as a tactic and
they may be deluded in what they think they can achieve. But they must, at least at the
beginning, have some grasp on reality – otherwise they would not have achieved power. Yet, for
the poor historians trying to make sense of Brexit, this assumption will be mistaken.
There is, of course, plenty of straightforward mendacity for them to identify. Boris Johnson’s
whole journalistic and political career has been driven by his talent for taking minor regulations
and distorting them into wildly exaggerated claims of oppression by the Eurocrats. This can’t be
done by mistake. For example, you cannot by accident take, as Johnson did, a Council of Europe
(not EU) convention on the repatriation of corpses and turn it into a repeated claim that “There
really is European legislation on the weight, dimensions and composition of a coffin”. There
isn’t. This is not ignorance – it is a knowing falsification of the truth. So let’s leave that aside.
Historians will know it when they see it.
A spotter’s guide
Their problem will be, rather, with the shades of obliviousness. Here our future scholars will
have to try to distinguish between three kinds of ignorance: deliberate unknowing, crass self-
delusion and what we can only call pig ignorance. So, for their benefit, here is a brief spotter’s
Deliberate unknowing is when you are fully aware of something but then choose to suppress that
consciousness. A good example is Theresa May speaking about the Irish border on June 21st
2016, just two days before the referendum: “Just think about it. If we are out of the European
Union with tariffs on exporting goods into the EU, there’d have to be something to recognise
that, between Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland. And if you pulled out of the EU and
came out of free movement, then how could you have a situation where there was an open border
with a country that was in the EU and has access to free movement?” So she knew full well that
a Brexit that involved leaving the customs union would create a hard border. And then, as prime minister, she insisted on the opposite: that a hard Brexit was perfectly compatible with no return
of a hard border. She unknew what she had known.
And then there’s pig ignorance – the genuine hallmarked, unadulterated, slack-jawed, open-
mouthed, village idiot variety
Crass self-delusion is when you start with an ideological premise that you believe to be true
even though it isn’t and then draw apparently reasonable conclusions from it.
Thus, for example, David Davis sincerely believed the EU is just a front for German domination
of Europe. Hence he also believed quite genuinely that the Brexit negotiations would be
conducted not with Brussels but over a convivial weissbräu and schnitzel in Berlin and that
frictionless trade would be decreed immediately because the German car manufacturers wished it
so: sincerely fatuous self-delusion.
Village idiot
And then there’s pig ignorance – the genuine hallmarked, unadulterated, slack-jawed, open-
mouthed, village idiot variety in which the people who are in charge of the British state don’t
know stuff that anyone off Gogglebox could tell them. The Brexiteer MP Nadine Dorries
admitted in effect that she didn’t know what a customs union is. Her comrade Andrew Bridgen
said last month: “As an English person, I do have the right to go over to Ireland and I believe that
I can ask for a passport. Can’t I?”
Karen Bradley, the actual secretary of state for Northern Ireland, said:“I freely admit that when I
started this job, I didn’t understand some of the deep-seated and deep-rooted issues that there are
in Northern Ireland. I didn’t understand things like when elections are fought, for example, in
Northern Ireland – people who are nationalists don’t vote for unionist parties and vice versa.”
And last week the actual Brexit secretary, Dominic Raab: “I hadn’t quite understood the full
extent of this, but if you look at the UK and look at how we trade in goods, we are particularly
reliant on the Dover-Calais crossing.”
Crass self-delusion
What’s charming about this is that Bradley and Raab’s ignorance is publicly self-proclaimed.
It’s not just that they didn’t know basic stuff, it’s that they didn’t think there was anything
shameful in not knowing. This is the purest form of ignorance: it’s not just that you don’t know,
but that you don’t even know that you’re meant to know.
Historians will in time get to the bottom of the deliberate unknowing and the crass self-delusion.
They can be charted. But this pure pig ignorance, innocent and unalloyed, is unfathomable. It
will be impossible not to conclude that it was all part of some great strategic plan, that, if only
we could plumb its depths, we could reveal the hidden truth of Brexit. How will they ever
believe that the hidden truth is so asinine?